"The Reeducation of a Turd Peddler"
by
John Henry Peabody

SEE Who the Real People Behind the Characters Are

As introduced by writer John Graham in Who Stole Junipero Serra's Heart in a Jar?, John Henry "Hank" Peabody offers up his version of events—
in a semi-fictionalized account—of the theft and history of Junipero Serra's heart.
  As the curator of the El Fornio Historical Society, and an expert
on Native American coprolites (read: fossilized human droppings),
Hank Peabody realizes that he has never paid attention to one of the most important parts of his own history.
  The Reeducation of a Turd Peddler follows Peabody's efforts
to write the book and locate the thief of Junipero Serra's Heart.

READ
Chapter 1 of The Reeducation of a Turd Peddler

Chapter 2
"Walking Through the Festival"

Chapter 3
"Janet's Story"

Chapter 4
"Drinks at the Rusty Pelican"